my mom is super evil

(mom holding a white plain sealed package)

mom: ano ba ito?

me: ewan ko

mom: ikaw ang bumili nito eh

me: hindi ko yan binili, hindi ko nga alam kung ano yan

mom: ang tagal na nito dito sa bread box

me: patingin nga, buksan natin para malaman kung ano yan

(me opening the package, the content is yellowish and oatmeal-looking)

me: ano to? parang oatmeal na ewan

mom: (taking the package) ibigay na lang natin kay shine (my dog)

me: wag! baka kung ano mangyari kay shine

mom: eh di mabuti

me: ggrrrr

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