Weirdest Android apps

I recently bought a new phone, an Android phone (an HTC desire to be exact), and with Sun cellular’s unlimited mobile internet I have been turned into a crazed-obsessed apps download junkie. you would see me standing against our office building’s glass walls, arms raised, trying to maximize sun’s internet signal so as to hasten the downloading of applications that caught my fancy.

As I wade through the numerous android apps, I have experienced a number of ‘wtf-is-this-for-real moments’ caused by really weird apps. Here’s some of them:

1. My Perfect Egg Timer Pro (Spreebytes)

Description: My perfect egg timer Pro measures the egg size on the screen and calculates the exact time for boiling eggs. Taking the egg diameter, egg temperature, the altitude you are in, and how hard or soft you want it into account, the app starts an egg timer once the egg is in boiling water. Shortly before the egg is done, you will be notified.

Me: Either you really, really, really love eggs or youre suffering from an obsessive-compulsive disorder

2. Pillow (Justin Powell)

Description: A delightful pocket pillow to pull out whenever you need a snooze. Shows you a picture of a pillow.

Me: Are you kidding me? This is just like looking at a picture of a cold glass of iced tea in the middle of a desert during el nino.

3. Massage experts (qwinter)

Description: Can choose three kinds of vibration modes. Masturbation massage kind is included.

Me: I didnt download this. I swear.

4. Up to you-Sexual positions (sampson)

Description: There are many things couples need to decide, but sometimes very difficult to choose a common will, then from the master you can help solve the annoyance, as long as you gently swinging about, we can solve the problems between you. Roll the dice and see what position you will do tonight.

Me: Uhm.

5. Applause Clap your hand (Strange Sound)

Description: Applause is primarily the expression of approval by the act of clapping, or striking the palms of the hands together, in order to create noise. Audiences are usually expected to applaud after a performance, such as a musical concert, speech, or play.

Now you can clap your hand without getting hurt, clap, clap, have fun

Me: Can we get any lazier than this?


8 Responses to “Weirdest Android apps”

  1. parang gusto ko yong app. # 3 and 4. Lol!

  2. Off topic:

    Nag back read ako sa blog mo..what can i say..Mahal ko na mommy mo. She so cool. Astig!

  3. armedlittleboy Says:

    uy salamat naman sa pagbisita sa blog ko.

    binisita ko din ang blog mo na nakaka-aliw haha

  4. On a happy note, I’ve added a bit to ‘Pillow’ since you downloaded it to make it slightly less worthless. Now it supports playback of white noise/ambiance to help put you to sleep. 😉

    More features and sounds in the works!

  5. It is amazing but not entirely surprising that ‘weird’ apps get a lot of attention and sometimes it may give the impression that apps and app users are a little out in left field perhaps.
    For every weird app however there are hundreds of very sensible, practical apps. In particular there are apps which uniquely fit app technology in that without the app platform they would have no mss medium. As an example, I think ‘Pictorial Mnemonics for Writing Chinese Characters’ (iOS and Android) is very fun, clever and innovative – you can learn Chinese characters in minutes and is ideal for all those who have long been intrigued by Chinese script/language. Of course it is also a very practical and personally and beyond enhancing. Such independently developed apps which are genuinely beneficial deserve more attention.

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