Narinig ko sa UP (isang fb page)

1.)
Naglalakad yung friend ko sa FC, papuntang AS. May tumigil na jeep ng Katips.

Driver: Ateneo! Ateneo! Ateneo!
She ignores him
Driver: Ate, papuntang Ateneo.
Friend: yeah, I know. what’s your point?
Driver: hindi ka pa ba papasok?
Friend: PWEDE BA KUYA. PUMASA AKO NG UP! ISKA AKO! ISKAAAAA!

2.)

When I was a sophomore, had to prerog for Humanities 1. Me and 20 something more hopefuls patiently waited outside the door of Mam Rosel. And after 3 years..alas! Down came the deity who would be our salvation.
Simple lang for you to get a slot in her class:
Read a poem she handed us — in an ORGASMIC way! Toinks!
Syempre… I passed and got the first slot. Haay may kaka-iba pa ba sa mga tao sa UP to come up with something like that? Hahaha.

3.)

may isang paragraph, written with phonetic transcription…

Ma’am:o sinong magbabasa nito?
classmate: ma’am!!! (at binasa ni classmate nang mabilis.)
Ma’am: (tinignan muna si classmate) ikaw na!!!

bwahahahaha.

4.)

a Zoo 120 (animal physio) class

TOPIC: Muscular System

teacher: ok class magbigay ng example na muscle na hindi napapagod
…Student1: puso mam, cardio muscles
teacher: tama
Student2: hoy hindi ah minsan sa buhay ng isang tao napapagod din ang puso haha
student1: IMBA

5.)

here is another way of looking at the grading system:

5 – valedictorian ka pala sa probinsya ha! hetong sau!

INC – sa buong barangay nyo sa probinsya alam na UP ka… di nila alam nagloloko o kinakamote ka na pala sa Maynila

4 – science high school grad ka pala ha! UM!

3 – pisay ka pala ha! toink!

2 – yawa bay! hindi man lang umabot ng one point something! wala pa akong line of 1 na grade eh! pisti bay!

1 – nakawala sa area 51

6.)

“I don’t need to use Powerpoint. God is the Power and I am the Point.” -Prof. E. Kuan

7.)

(Hist1. Class kay sir e)

sir e: my mother always wanted a b0y…. But i turned out to be a pretty little gay! *sabay tili at tal0n*

8.)

PH 166: Clinical Chemistry (UPM)

Prof Rabuco: How many Chems have you had in the past?

Class: 5 po.

PR: So that’s 5 x 5 = 25 x 2 = 50. O, 50 units pala kayo eh.

C: *laughing* ma’am 25 lang po.

PR: ganon? eh paano yung mga uulit pa?!

*awkward silence*

9.)

SOC130 class (UPLB)
Ma’am: So sige tignan natin. Sino sa inyo rito ang mahiyain, taas ang kamay.
walang nagtaas ng kamay. after a few seconds…
Ma’am: malamang walang magtataas, mahiyain nga eh.

10.)

Kanina sa first day ng klase namin sa PI100 sa UPM..

Ma’am: Hmm, pwede naman kumain sa klase…
(Tumingin lahat sa nakadikit na sign na nagsasabi na “No Eating And Drinking In Class”)
Ma’am: Pwede naman kumain at uminom, huwag lang sabay.

One Response to “Narinig ko sa UP (isang fb page)”

  1. wahah panalo tlga ang UP

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