my job (no need to read further. this is just a rant).
you know what my job is? my job is to research about shopping. to know why people shop. how people shop. when people shop. where people shop. i aim to discover these things so that i can determine how to make people either shop more or buy more when they shop. my job is shopping.
and just in case you are wondering if i also shop, the answer is yes, i do shop.
how? i shop with purpose. with determination. with zeal.
where? i shop everywhere.
when? i shop as often as my bank account permits me to.
why? i shop so that i can escape the reality that i am using up my days in trying to figure out something meaningful and worthwhile (and yes, i am being sarcastic here) for the human race: why, how, where, when people shop.
i thank you. bow.