Archive for November, 2008

my mom is weird/smart (?)

Posted in mom on November 30, 2008 by armedlittleboy

(mom handing me several documents)

mom: pirmahan mo nga ito, yung may mga check

me: ano naman to?

mom: transfer ko yung isang account ko sa BPI sa ibang account

me: anong account?

mom: basta yung sinabi sa akin dun sa bangko

(me signing the seemingly endless documents. then i noticed there is an application for a safety deposit box)

me: ano ito? kukuha ka ng safety deposit box?

mom: oo

me: eh ano ilalagay mo dun?

mom: withdraw ko yung ibang pera ko tapos itatago ko dun

me: ha? bakit?

mom: eh kung magsara yung bangko?

me: oh.

my mom is evil 3

Posted in mom on November 26, 2008 by armedlittleboy

me: ano gift mo sa christmas para kay shine (my dog)?

mom: ayan shampoo

me: hindi pwede yan. uwi mo sa kanya yan eh

mom: eh di trip to baguio

me: ha?

mom: para makain na sya dun

me: hhmmm

love sex?

Posted in Uncategorized on November 23, 2008 by armedlittleboy

(sent thru email)

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(NOTE: reading of results take 10 minutes after actual blood sample extraction, procedure is the same as blood sugar monitoring for Diabetic clients)

Who: Everyone is welcome for Testing, underage/minor must secure parental consent according to R.A. 8504 or must comply with the requirements of the law for testing

When: July 22, 2008 and onwards until supply last

Where: Social Hygiene Clinic – Manila Health Department, 2nd Floor of 208 Quiricada Street, Sta. Cruz, Manila(green building across the main gate of San Lazaro Hospital, between LRT Bambang and LRT Tayuman Station)

GROUP TESTING: Group Testing is possible by making arrangements with Ms. Malou Tan for venue and date. However, venue should be within the City of Manila.

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welcome!!! welcome!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on November 17, 2008 by armedlittleboy

feel free to visit my new blog at

http://liveintechnicolor.wordpress.com

first post now available

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nightmare

Posted in Uncategorized on November 17, 2008 by armedlittleboy

day 1: slight fever. thought it would be over the next day. quite optimistic. here comes the sun.

day 2: fever climbing. throat starts to hurt. mom called all the ent in town. each one of them is having a day off. went to my doctor-cousin. she’s a pediatrician. amidst sick crying kids she prescribed an antibiotic.

day 3: still has fever. throat hurts. karla forced me to go to the office. the world is spinning. went home. still sick

day 4: throat is getting more and more painful. fever is climbing

day 6: is the antibiotic a placebo? its not working. seems my mind is not the master of my body. went to an ent. prescribed another type of antibiotic.

day 8: fever gone. throat does not hurt anymore. the sun is here.

day 9: went to the movies. bought a cold mineral water. waited for it to get lukewarm. took a sip to test if its not cold anymore. it is still cold. uh oh.

day 10: fever returns.

day 11: throat hurts once again.

day 12: fever. the pain is too much. could not swallow. could not even drink. attempts at drinking causes water to course through my nasal passage and exits from both nostrils. why lord?

day 13: fever. pain is spreading to the jaws. trouble opening mouth. went to ent again. prescribed additional meds. told me if mouth can no longer be opened then have to rush to the hospital.

day 14: fever. experienced sleep apnea. throat constricting and air could not pass through while sleeping. wakes up breathless and heart screaming for air. geeeezzz

day 15: fever gone. throat still hurts. could still not swallow solid food.

day 16: yep the pain is still there.

day 17: could now open mouth. stick tongue out. pain has subsided.

day 18: can talk. but voice still weak. throat feels like its going to give any minute.

day 19: getting there.

day 20: learned lesson very well. really.

new one!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on November 14, 2008 by armedlittleboy

hi peeps!

i just created a new blog

http://liveintechnicolor.wordpress.com

il try to make it more intellectual

devoid of emo stuffs

be posting my virgin entry soon

=)

pass the message 1

Posted in Uncategorized on November 11, 2008 by armedlittleboy

your smile should only be like a visual narrative

something that is designed to punch me in the eye

and then explode in my mind.

something that should never touch my heart.