wise men say…

quotable quotes of UP professors (from peyups)

1. “The aim of policy making is to invoke
action! Because action speaks louder
than words! You do not just say I love
you. You say: If you love me, enter
me! ” -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing

2. Ma’am: Many people believe that we,
psychology graduates can read minds…
(silence) Actually, we can.
Class: Weh.. Sample..
Ma’am: Right now, you think that I’m
bluffin -Ma’am Chei Billedo, Psych

3. “The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG
KA
LANG!!! -Dr. Recio

4. “Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno… baket?
aanhin ko ba nun? di naman ako
yayaman dun.” -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I

5. “Ateneo is not a university, it’s a diploma mill. Bakit ba nakangiti pa mga estudyante dyan kapag lalabas sila ng gate nila, hindi ba nila nalalaman ang nami-miss nila sa edukasyon?”

6. Classmate: Ma’am, pwede po bang next week na kami mag report?
Ma’am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So yes, pwede next week

7. “im gay. so gay i could show you my penis because it is but an accessory to my body”
-jean navera, spcm1

8.”Class, Chinatown is not in China. And Ateneo de Manila University is not… a university.”

9. STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
PROF: From what school are they?
STUDENT: St. Scho po.
PROF: “Go ahead. So they’ll realize what they’re missing. St. Scho, St. Scho… eskwelahan na ba yun sa inyo?!”

10. “kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw.
“ergo, gma’s marriage to mike arroyo is null and void ab initio.”
consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06

11. “look at me i’m 433 years old pero ang lakas lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako ng damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na lang ako ng laway.”
-Sir Tiamson, Italian 11

12. “you do not fall in love; you rise in love. That’s how you love rationally.” –Dr. FG david

13. “Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP?
Bakit ang bababa ng scores niyo?
Siguro wala kayong date ngayong
valentines kaya ganito kayo. Losers!!!
When i was your age i had a date. Hindi
ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di
kayo masaya…”
(sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa
sahig)
“I won’t record this. Go find a date.”
(sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA

14. “Kung kubeta ka, barado ka na!”
-Prof. Victor Avecilla

15. si sir tiamson during spanish class:
student: …juego la guitarra…
tiamson: alam mo ba pano mo nilaro ang guitara? ganto, *sabay pukpok ng imaginary guitar sa ulo ng student*! Toco la guitarra!

One Response to “wise men say…”

  1. well said. very well said🙂

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