Archive for June, 2008

allow me this

Posted in Uncategorized on June 28, 2008 by armedlittleboy

its final,

certified and proven.

i am good.

i am very good.

no less than the UP faculty has confirmed this and made it a fact.

i passed the comprehensive examinations.

i passed the comprehensive examinations.

i passed the comprehensive examinations.

geeezzz its sooo nice to say it over and over again.

hayzzz

i really am sooo good.

my mom is evil part 2

Posted in mom on June 26, 2008 by armedlittleboy

me: anung ulam mamaya?

mom: bisugo

me: ano yung bisugo?

mom: isda na parang goldfish

me: eh di naman nakakain ang goldfish eh

mom: ok na yun syo ikaw lang naman ang kakain eh

a hundred years after

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2008 by armedlittleboy

a hundred years after,

call centers are being built in its land

an increase of 300 percent in its fees

a dwindling number of participants in its rallies.

only 8 out of the 2500 new students received full scholarship

with most having their sights to work in another land.

a hundred years after,

its activism became a memory,

its social consciousness, a mere label,

a national university that sells its past to earn more in the future.

behold the University of the Philippines

commercialized,

repressive,

colonial.

newsflash: new hostage of extremist groups (wahehehe)

Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2008 by armedlittleboy

the great feline struggle

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2008 by armedlittleboy

the problem with cats, aside from being cold and frigid creatures, are their insensitive and persistent nature

(thats why i so love my sunshine)

recently the species once again proved why they are sooo not fit to live with humans. read on:

our resident cat (who looks like a walking dirty rag) woke me up one night, scratching at the floor below my bed. i tried stopping her by threatening her with death and involvement with certain culinary recipes but to no avail. so i was forced to get out of bed (its 3am) and sprayed her with baygon. that stopped her. 1-0

intent with getting even with me,  the cat the next morning, gave birth in my room,  dirtying the floor with blood and two black things that kept on making meowing noises. 1-1

with cunning and brains, i fetched my shine (my dog) and put her in my room to drive away the cat.

she failed me. my dog busied herself with the trashcan while the cat just laid there like a queen, nursing her two monsters. so i decided to take matters in my own hands.

i picked one of the monsters and dropped her outside my door. as i was going for the other one, the evil rag went to the door to get the evicted monster and return her to the room. so i was forced to pick all three of them and shove them outside the door. 2-1

i hurriedly closed the door but the rag is determined to conquer my room. she kept on clawing at the door. so i yelled for my mom to drive away the rag (its her cat after all). so i was trapped in my room for the 15 minutes it took my mom to hear my anguish (naks, anguish) and discipline her pet. 2-2

my mom put the pests in the kitchen.

but i am not satisfied. i want the total defeat of the rag. so i wiped the blood in my room and used the bloodied rag to wipe the kitchen floor. with blood stains on the linoleum i called my mom and complained about the mess the rag is making. she drove the rag outside the house. bwahahaha 3-2

cats are not so smart after all.

smirk

Junk Privatization!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 15, 2008 by armedlittleboy

(Mula sa isang tibak)

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and red Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives.
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Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
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And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure that Man found so f air.
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And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
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So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.”
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And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croûtons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables, and olive oil in which to cook them.”
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And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
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So God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.”
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Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food.”
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God then brought forth running shoes
so that His children might lose those extra pounds.
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And Satan gave cable TV with
a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
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Then God brought forth the Potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
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And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
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God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
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And Satan created McDonald’s
and its 99-cent double Cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.”
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And Man Went Into Cardiac Arrest.
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God Sighed and Created
Quadruple Bypass Surgery.
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Then Satan Created HMOs.

not just 1 but 2 glasses a day!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2008 by armedlittleboy

drink 2 glasses of BEAR brand a day (lolz)