Archive for May, 2008

song of my life

Posted in Uncategorized on May 29, 2008 by armedlittleboy

so i was searching for new songs to download and like serendipity i stumbled upon the song of my life (well as of now). its called ‘almost lover’ sang by a fine frenzy

a toast for fellow singles who tried and tried but still find themselves alone!!! here’s for us!!!

Your fingertips across my skin
The palm trees swaying in the wind
You sang me Spanish lullabies
The sweetest sadness in your eyes
Clever trick

Well, I never want to see you unhappy
I thought you’d want the same for me

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I’m trying not to think about you
Can’t you just let me be?

So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should’ve known you’d bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

We walked along a crowded street
You took my hand and danced with me
And when you left, you kissed my lips
You told me you would never, never forget
These images


Well, I’d never want to see you unhappy
I thought you’d want the same for me

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I’m trying not to think about you
Can’t you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should’ve known you’d bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do

I cannot go to the ocean
I cannot drive the streets at night
I cannot wake up in the morning
Without you on my mind
So you’re gone and I’m haunted
And I bet you are just fine

Did I make it that
Easy to walk right in and out
Of my life?

Goodbye, my almost lover
Goodbye, my hopeless dream
I’m trying not to think about you
Can’t you just let me be?
So long, my luckless romance
My back is turned on you
Should have known you’d bring me heartache
Almost lovers always do


di na natuto

Posted in Uncategorized on May 22, 2008 by armedlittleboy

kaninang umaga napanood ko sa boy and kris si gary valenciano na kumanta ng ‘di na natuto’

matagal ko nang alam ang kantang yun pero ngayon ko lang talaga sya pinakinggan

maganda pala ang message nya, may konting pagkatanga nga lang

its about an undying love kasi, an undying love with a hint of stupidity.

wala na nga kayo pero lalapit-lapit ka pa

kaya ayun nung ngumiti wala ka ng nagawa kung hindi mapaamo ka

paano pa kaya kung yakapin ka? siguradong babalik ka

babalik ka despite what happened in the past

kasi nga undying ang love nyo

saka tanga ka.

kaya yun nga appreciate ko ang kanta kaninang umaga

pero never ko naman na-imagine na magiging theme song of the day ko pala

hanep sa timing

pumayag kasi akong makita ka


at nakita nga kita

ngumiti ka

at napaamo mo ako


di na ko natuto

pero wait

siguro hanggang theme song of the day ko na lang ito

wala akong balak na maging long playing ang song na ito sa buhay ko.

kasi di naman ata undying ang love mo eh. noon nga naghihingalo na, paano pa kaya ngayon.

saka di ako masyado tanga

konti lang.

saka ngumiti ka nga

di mo naman ko niyakap

kaya ayun

di na ko natuto— for a while

kala mo ha

di mo kse ko niyakap eh.

frozen, toasted, and pickled bear (take a pick, delivery within 24 hours hehe)

Posted in Uncategorized on May 19, 2008 by armedlittleboy

10 tips for avoiding penile injuries

Posted in Uncategorized on May 16, 2008 by armedlittleboy

A friend sent me a link on ways to prevent penile injuries. this might prove useful for some men who likes to experiment with their penises and for women who have men who likes to experiment with their penises.

  1. Always remember that your penis and testicles are soft tissue through and through. There’s no bone to stop the blade/teeth/saw/gears/fan/propeller from cutting/grinding/chopping/smashing/pulverizing your meatstick into little bits. In view of this, never cook, ski, fight, drive, saw, weld, slam doors, operate machinery, play with the cat, play with the dog or lean over anything moving in the nude.
  2. Never attempt to leap over furniture whilst sporting an erection. Hard things can be broken, and I’m not talking about the furniture.
  3. Always be careful with that zipper.
  4. Never stick you penis through a hole in a fence unless you’re very sure of your footing.
  5. Never piss on anything proximate to a sign that reads “Danger – High Voltage.”
  6. Keep your dick out of that vacuum hose. Yeah I know. Dick Plus Suction = Feels Good. I’m guessing every guy has at least thought about it. Some intrepid pioneers have gone so far as to flick the on switch. I’ve seen the photos of the results and Bub, it ain’t pretty. Among the associated injuries: Shredding of the glans and degloving. Never heard of degloving? I’ll let you figure out what it means.
  7. Never stick a revolver into the waistband of your pants no matter how cool it looks on TV. Every man has thought about what could happen and I’m here to tell you… it happens.
  8. Never accept oral sex in a moving vehicle that may become a crashing vehicle in the throes of orgasm.
  9. Never teach your dog to eat food off your dick no matter how funny everyone thinks it is. Rover may take liberties and you really don’t want to be searching through the contents of a canine stomach looking for your dick.
  10. Always seek medical help as quickly as possible after any dick-injury, NO MATTER HOW EMBARRASSED YOU ARE. Okay, you’ve done something really stupid and now your dick’s all fucked up. A moment of abashment is in no way equal to a lifetime of peeing sitting down.


after the storm

Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 by armedlittleboy

so its all over

the whole month of studying culminated in a few hours of trying to know something

the proctor said we are the last batch to take the comprehensives (meaning: please dont fail because we dont want to administer the compre again this november)

the examination was from 9am to 5pm

no breaks

so i brought a liter of water and several bars of chocolate (my mom wants me to bring boiled eggs. ‘nay hindi sa pateros ang exam, sa up’)

i figure that if i cant answer the questions at least i would be anguishing in chocolate induced euphoria

i was the last of the examinees to arrive (there were 5 of us) and i forgot to bring a diskette. i asked if its okay to use a usb. the proctor said it should be a diskette. i said you can take my usb. she said it has to be a diskette. i said i didnt bring any diskette. she said i can get you one from the department. so she went out and left me thinking: diskettes are still in use today?

then i remember i was in UP. so it made sense.

so we started the exam (i wont be discussing the exam per se cause i dont want to cry and wet the keyboards of my laptop and have it repaired again)

we are not allowed to leave the room unless to go to the bathroom.

i went to the bathroom 8 times. the others went only once or twice.

they must have thought i have my notes stowed in one of the cubicles behind the toilet bowl.

i have a very small bladder. sorry.

so i started with the statistics part. then the history. then the methods.

at around 230pm one of the other examinees stood up and told the proctor she was finished.

the exam was from 9am to 5pm. what are you doing being finished at 230pm?

show off.

so i was panicking while her answers were being printed.

the printer was behind me.

i could hear as each page is being printed. i tried not to count how many pages she was printing and compare it to the pages i have filled up.

in a dire attempt to beat her number of pages, i changed my font size from 11 to 12 and the spaces to 1.5

i was that desperate.

so as 430 arrived my brain is starting to get moody. i scanned my answers because thats the only thing i can do by that time.

oh and i hurriedly finished a pack of M&Ms. at least i accomplished something, i told myself.

then i raised my hand and printed my answers.

5 minutes after stepping out of the examination room i realized i might have misunderstood the statistics question and gave a completely right but not the ‘right’ answer.

oh well.

not so mid in life crisis

Posted in Uncategorized on May 6, 2008 by armedlittleboy

i have read somewhere that the midlife crisis that is supposedly to occur during one’s 40s is now happening at the much earlier age of 20s (off topic but somehow related: my niece experienced her menarch at the age of 8, can you believe that?)

this crisis is supposedly characterized by feelings of dissatisfaction, of life having no direction or purpose, feelings of emptiness, of running in full speed at the wrong direction.

its life viewed upside down, inside out and realizing its made up of cheap fake leather probably made in china and thus full of lead (huh? ano daw?)

some have theorized (actually they pondered lang but just to lend some seriousness in this entry) that the early onset of this crisis is probably due to the high demands and expectations that the modern society is imposing on everybody. the expectation of succeeding in life. of moving up in position, of earning more than most, of being able to buy things that would shout to the world one’s accomplishments and position at work.

and the need to do all of these as soon as possible. of being viewed as a young achiever. a go-getter.

thus after school. or even before finishing school, the race has already begun for most. the race for perfection. like hordes of starved lions set free amongst lambs. may the fittest win.

but after some time, one questions the purpose of the never-ending race. the need to run as fast as one can. gasping, sweating, but still running.

and a few realize that the race may not be worth the effort. the stress. the sleepless nights. the deadlines.

that there is no need to run.

that life can be a stroll in a park and not a race in a coliseum.

some call it a crisis.

i call it a realization.

life slapping us with the truth.

life awakening us earlier than we expect it to.

because maybe. just maybe. there really is no race to be won.

x+y=F (huhu)

Posted in Uncategorized on May 5, 2008 by armedlittleboy

when x refuses to meet y

and squaring fails to turn the negatives into positives,

its time to panic.

when the summation is unable to summate

and the hypotheses demand to remain unproven,

why not try panic?

when all the letters in the greek alphabet has all been used up

and still the equation proves to be unintelligible,

better panic.


this is all the fault of freud.

he should have given more proof. presented more evidence.

after all, talking about the phallus is better and much easier than conjuring proofs for the formulas of behavior.

who ever said human behavior can be reduced to numbers and equations?

behaviorists should be jailed in the cages of their rats.

kaya nga ako nag psych e kse walang math. dapat. leche.