my mom is evil 6

mom’s recent purchase:
me: bakit may tirador dito?
mom: binili ko
me: saan mo naman gagamitin?
mom: dun sa mga pusa. kaya nga di ko tinatapon mga buto ng sampaloc.
me: (speechless)

My spring bear E.

“Come on, say something to me,” Midori said, her face buried in my chest.
“What do you want me to say?”
“Anything. Something to make me feel good.”
“You’re really cute,” I said.
“- Midori,” she said, “Say my name”.
“You’re really cute, Midori,” I corrected myself.
“What do you mean really cute?”
“So cute the mountains crumble and the oceans dry [...]

ako buo mundo ko

“Maraming tao dito ang mas malungkot pa sa taong nakatira sa buwan.
Saka hindi naman kailangan ang maraming tao para bumuo ng mundo e.
Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo, buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habambuhay.”
- Rogelio Manglicmot (Kapitan Sino ni Bob Ong)