my mom is weird/smart (?)

(mom handing me several documents)
mom: pirmahan mo nga ito, yung may mga check
me: ano naman to?
mom: transfer ko yung isang account ko sa BPI sa ibang account
me: anong account?
mom: basta yung sinabi sa akin dun sa bangko
(me signing the seemingly endless documents. then i noticed there is an application for a safety deposit box)
me: ano [...]

my mom is evil 3

me: ano gift mo sa christmas para kay shine (my dog)?
mom: ayan shampoo
me: hindi pwede yan. uwi mo sa kanya yan eh
mom: eh di trip to baguio
me: ha?
mom: para makain na sya dun
me: hhmmm

love sex?

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nightmare

day 1: slight fever. thought it would be over the next day. quite optimistic. here comes the sun.
day 2: fever climbing. throat starts to hurt. mom called all the ent in town. each one of them is having a day off. went to my doctor-cousin. she’s a pediatrician. amidst sick crying kids she prescribed an [...]

new one!!!

hi peeps!
i just created a new blog
http://liveintechnicolor.wordpress.com
il try to make it more intellectual
devoid of emo stuffs
be posting my virgin entry soon
=)

pass the message 1

your smile should only be like a visual narrative
something that is designed to punch me in the eye
and then explode in my mind.
something that should never touch my heart.

giving it up

as the nursery rhyme goes ‘i have two hands the left and the right…’,
i only have two hands
that could only hold as much
and if i ever want to hold something new
i have to drop something im currently holding
its just a matter of giving up something to obtain something else
like giving up that big paycheck for [...]

up yours u.p.

so i was back in UP these past 3 days to enroll for the last units i need to take to graduate
i was absent without leave for the past year so i know need to fill-up some forms and have it signed by some people before i could finally register
i have braced myself for a [...]

ten questions i really, really want to know the answers to

1. why do dreams seem more possible and easier to attain at night?
2. What is Cubao? Quaipo? Malate? Sampaloc? They’re not baranggays but theyre not congressional districts either. so what the hell are they?
3. does my dog feel any pleasure whenever i play with her numerous nipples with my fingers (e.g. rolling it between my [...]