naked.

undress me.
in the unforgiving brightness of the wide awake day
and bear witness to my imperfections,
rip my clothes off my trembling body,
expose my torso,
scrutinize my groins,
and wonder at the waste of human evolution.
this is me in me
clothed in scars
and enveloped in distractions.
every inch of my skin is a fallacy
that would forever fail as a metaphor
for what [...]

arrhneo

TEN CONYOMANDMENTS
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The La Sallian-Menagerie)
Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly [...]

SM

(warning: mushy)
Sabi ng SM, ‘we have it all for you’
sabi ko naman, maaring totoo nga ito, dahil sa dinami-dami ng malls sa metro manila, sa SM malamang sa hindi ang palagi kong pipuntahan pag kailangan kong mag grocery, magbayad ng bills, at mag shopping
kahit na maraming tao
mahaba ang pila sa counter
at nasa mga dulong bahagi [...]

the next nobel laureate

words of wisdom from the ‘doctor of the moment’
SECRETS OF STAYING FIT AND HEALTHY
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live [...]

love in the science lab

the study of love is one of the sub-discipline of social psychology. it basically aims to explain the complex, euphoria-inducing, tingling-causing, and till-death-do-us-part phenomena of love, loving, and interpersonal attraction.
and as expected, such a complex topic elicited theories after theories of explanation. some of which are the following:
1. Reinforcement theories- simply put, liking for a [...]

dahil wala akong magawa, umuulan, at may writer’s block ako

(not recommended for reading. pramis. walang kwenta)
ang lablayf ko ay parang olympics. bawat isa sa mga naging ex ko ay maihahalintulad sa mga larong bumubuo sa paligsahan na ito.
ex #1- 50 meter dash
kakasimula pa lang, natapos na agad. kumbaga sa boxing, knock out na sa first round pa lang. feeling mo tuloy di sulit yung [...]

my mom is weird part 2

(calling overseas)
mom: teka yung sapatos na pinapabili mo anong klase ba?
me: basta running shoes
mom: anung kulay?
me: kahit ano ok lang
mom: gray gusto mo?
me: cge, pwede
mom: gusto mo ba yung parang may net o makinis na parang leather?
me: kahit ano basta running shoes
mom: yung may net gusto mo?
me: cge. kahit ano nga
mom: ok cge. nakabili na [...]

Dahil wala akong magawa at umuulan

100 THING YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
nagdive ako facedown sa labahan namin nung bata pa. ayun basag ilong ko. may scar na, bali pa nose bridge.
2. WHATS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
posters ng pakikibaka
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
it looks smart. classy. dependable. [...]