allow me this

its final,
certified and proven.
i am good.
i am very good.
no less than the UP faculty has confirmed this and made it a fact.
i passed the comprehensive examinations.
i passed the comprehensive examinations.
i passed the comprehensive examinations.
geeezzz its sooo nice to say it over and over again.
hayzzz
i really am sooo good.

my mom is evil part 2

me: anung ulam mamaya?
mom: bisugo
me: ano yung bisugo?
mom: isda na parang goldfish
me: eh di naman nakakain ang goldfish eh
mom: ok na yun syo ikaw lang naman ang kakain eh

a hundred years after

a hundred years after,
call centers are being built in its land
an increase of 300 percent in its fees
a dwindling number of participants in its rallies.
only 8 out of the 2500 new students received full scholarship
with most having their sights to work in another land.
a hundred years after,
its activism became a memory,
its social consciousness, a mere [...]

newsflash: new hostage of extremist groups (wahehehe)

the great feline struggle

the problem with cats, aside from being cold and frigid creatures, are their insensitive and persistent nature
(thats why i so love my sunshine)
recently the species once again proved why they are sooo not fit to live with humans. read on:
our resident cat (who looks like a walking dirty rag) woke me up one night, scratching [...]

Junk Privatization!!!

(Mula sa isang tibak)
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, green and yellow and red Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy Lives.
~
Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme [...]

not just 1 but 2 glasses a day!!!

bummism

remember this date: June 6, 2008
the day bummism is born
hail bummism!!!
bummism is the next wave
it is the future
the new dharma, resurrection from the dead, jihad, karma, kama sutra or whatever watchamacallit
bummism will rule the world
hail bummism!!!
hail to all the bums (like me) who refuse to contribute to the government’s tax collection thus decreasing the fascist [...]

my mom is evil (hehe)

(while watching TV with my mom. CAREGIVER trailer is being shown)
Me: Maganda ba yan?
Mom: Maganda naman
Me: Aok
Mom: Nagkahiwalay sila sa bandang huli
Me: Mommy di ko pa napapanood wag mo nang ikwento
Mom (with a smirk on her face): Bumalik si John Estrada sa Pilipinas tapos naiwan si Sharon tapos yung anak nila sumunod kay…..
(And she tells [...]